Things We Talk About in the Car

Mallory {she who does not like milk}: Mommy, you know the brown chocolate milk that cows poop is disgusting.

Me: {thinking to myself we've got to get this clarified}: Cows don't poop milk.

{and in the second I hesitated trying to figure out how to introduce the term udders}

Anna Claire: Mallory, you get milk from cows by squeezing their pipes.

{Pipes? Okaaaayy...I'd say she clarified things for us just fine!}